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Why should I even come to this thing?

Are you kidding me? -- Because we are OLD!  We were raised in the same era and have seen a lot of changes in the world, and we want to gripe about them, together!

And we would like to see your bright smiley happy face.....we've missed you!



 
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Do I have to dance? -- I am not a good dancer.

Of course not -- nobody wants to see that!  If you're a poor dancer, please don't inflict that upon anyone.  Sit, visit or stand near the bar and get lightly toasted. 

 
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Can I bring the wife?

It depends on what you mean by "the wife."  If she's your wife, you can bring her.  If she is someone else's wife, we discourage such activity.  Many reunions have been marred by such ugly scenes.

 
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I'm hesitant to come, since I've gained weight.

Hate to tell ya, the members of your class have not spent the last 35 years saying, "I wonder if so-and-so still weighs 92 pounds?"  Put on an outfit that compliments you and liberate yourself!

 
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I am not willing to spend that kind of money for an evening.

You spend $1,200 a year on Cable TV.  Just sayin'.